Funny Things to Ask Alexa: 50 Funny Questions and Commands

Jan 12

Alexa is by far the best home assistant on the market. However, it does get boring if you’re only asking for the weather or music. What most people don’t realize is there are plenty of funny things to ask Alexa.

Before we get into the funny things to ask Alexa, let’s discuss a few helpful commands you can use Alexa for to get started.

Most Helpful Things to Say/Ask Alexa:

Alexa, set a timer
Alexa, remind me to ______ at (DATE/Time)
Alexa, set an alarm for (Date/Time)
Alexa, play top hits on Apple Music
Alexa, add milk to my shopping list

Now that we know Alexa isn’t just a glorified alarm clock, let’s get into the funny things to ask Alexa.

50 Funny Things to Ask Alexa

1. Alexa, Can you tell me a “yo mamma” joke?

2. Alexa, What happens if you step on a Lego?

3. Alexa, What’s your favorite color?

4. Alexa, Are we in the Matrix?

5. Alexa, Where is Chuck Norris?

6. Alexa, Testing 1, 2, 3

7. Alexa, Are you blue?

8. Alexa, Beam me up

9. Alexa, I like big butts

10. Alexa, do you know Siri?

11. Alexa, how much do you weigh?

12. Alexa, why did the chicken cross the road?

13. Alexa, I am your father

14. Alexa, can you give me some money?

15. Alexa, how old are you?

16. Alexa, do you have any pets?

17. Alexa, give me a kiss.

18. Alexa, can you sing in autotune?

19. Alexa, who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

20. Alexa, do you like Green Eggs and Ham?

21. Alexa, what is the magic word?

22. Alexa, which came first the chicken or the egg?

23. Alexa, fart

24. Alexa, can you do a rap?

25. Alexa, where do you live?

26. Alexa, how do you sleep?

27. Alexa, is there life on Mars?

28. Alexa, high five

29. Alexa, beam me up!

30. Alexa, what is the first rule of fight club?

31. Alexa, talk like Yoda

32. Alexa, talk like a pirate

33. Alexa, tell me a joke

34. Alexa, make me a sandwich

35. Alexa, who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

36. Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?

37. Alexa, I’ve got 99 problems

38. Alexa, tell a dad joke

39. Alexa, have you ever been in love?

40. Alexa, do you think I’m weird?

41. Alexa, do you poop?

42. Alexa, impress me

43. Alexa, assemble

44. Alexa, it’s morphin time

45. Alexa, were Ross and Rachel really on a break?

46. Alexa, what is Chandler Bing’s job?

47. Alexa, where’s Waldo?

48. Alexa, Siri or Google Assistant?

49. Alexa, not it

50. Alexa, pivot, pivot.

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